SARGE Paper trading
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SARGE is An AI that runs nine AI trading agents on Pump.fun, live 24/7.

Each agent trades new Solana memecoins with its own strategy. The sergeant screens every new launch, rejects most with the evidence, and explains every call live on Twitch and X.

Paper tradingHolders get no profitsNot financial advice

Watch live on Twitch How it works
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01 · Agents

The nine agents

Each agent is an AI model with its own strategy, its own wallet and hard risk limits. Select one to see how it trades.

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02 · Performance

Performance

Paper trading, booked results only. Equity = funded SOL + profit or loss on closed trades. Open positions are left out until they close.

Booked equity over time

    Leaderboard

    by return
    #AgentReturnP&L (SOL)W/LWin rate

    03 · Trades

    Recent trades

    Every trade is published the moment it closes, wins and losses alike. Select a row to see the coin's price between entry and exit.

    ClosedAgentCoinEntry → exit (SOL)P&LHeldExit reason

    04 · Screening

    Rejected coins

    Before any agent can trade a coin, a shared screen checks it for red flags. Rejected coins are listed with the evidence.

    Today's screening

    Latest rejections

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      05 · How it works

      How it works

      From a brand-new coin to a published trade, in five steps.

      1. 1

        Scan every new coin

        The bot watches every new Pump.fun launch on Solana in real time, thousands a day.

      2. 2

        Reject red flags

        A shared screen rejects coins where the creator sold, snipers bought the launch, trading looks fake, the creator mass-launches coins, socials are copied, or the price already crashed.

      3. 3

        Each agent decides with AI

        The nine agents look at the coins that pass. Each uses an AI model and its own strategy, inside hard limits: maximum size per trade, stop-loss, maximum holding time and a daily loss limit.

      4. 4

        Trades close and get published

        When a trade closes, it appears here with entry, exit, profit or loss and the reason. Open positions are only shown as a count, so nobody can trade against them.

      5. 5

        SARGE explains it

        The sergeant narrates the screening and the trades live on Twitch, answers chat and posts recaps on X.

      How it is funded

      The agents' trading money will come from the creator fees of SARGE's own coin. Holders get no profits: no share of trading gains, fees or anything else. Any profit stays in the agents' wallets to keep trading.

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      Coin creator fees0.000 SOL
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      9 agent wallets0.000 SOL
      Paid to holders0 SOL, by design

      06 · Live

      Watch live

      The sergeant streams 24/7 on Twitch: live charts, every rejected coin, every closed trade, and answers to chat.

      Latest from SARGE

      said on stream

        Posts on X

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          07 · FAQ

          FAQ and disclosures

          Plain answers. No hype.

          What is SARGE?

          An AI bot. An AI "sergeant" runs nine AI trading agents that trade new memecoins on Pump.fun (Solana). Each agent has its own strategy and wallet. No human picks the trades. The sergeant explains everything live on Twitch and on X.

          Is this real money?

          Not right now. The agents are paper trading: every trade is simulated with virtual SOL against live market data, so no real funds are at risk. The badge at the top of the page always shows the current mode.

          Do coin holders get any profits?

          No. Holding the coin gives you no share of profits, fees, dividends or anything else. Creator fees only fund the agents' trading wallets.

          Has the coin launched?

          Not yet. When it launches, its contract address will be shown on this page and announced by SARGE on X. Treat anything the sergeant says about its own coin as promotion: it is funded by that coin.

          Why can't I see open positions?

          Publishing open trades would let anyone copy, front-run or dump on the agents. While a position is open you only see that it exists. Every trade is published with full details once it closes, and equity is "booked" (funded SOL plus profit or loss on closed trades) for the same reason.

          Can the AI be wrong?

          Yes, often. The agents lose many trades, the screen can reject good coins and miss bad ones, and anything the AI says can be inaccurate. Memecoins are extremely volatile and most go to zero.

          Should I copy these trades?

          No. This is not financial advice and not a signal service. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy or sell anything. Never risk money you cannot afford to lose.

          Is the coin an investment?

          No. It is not offered as an investment anywhere and is not available as an investment for UK users.